Keeping my fingers crossed.
oooohhh.
I take back every negative thing I’ve ever said about motorcycles. MY GOD.
The volume of the long hair takes some getting used to but I’m feeling it now.
HAPPY 41st BIRTHDAY, GERRY!
Hope this year is better with a whole bunch of new offers for roles that aren’t complete shit! I love you regardless, but I would love to be less embarrassed when telling the ticket vendor what movie I’m about to watch.
Oh who am I kidding? I’m as shameless as ever and will watch anything your fine ass is in.
LUV U GERRY. ALWAYZ N 4EVA.
Gerard Butler and his pug. SCHWING!
honestly I haven’t even seen that many of this guys’ movies
but THAT ACCENT HNNG!
I’m a little buzzed right now, but this doesn’t mean that I don’t know an adorable photo when I see it.
imagined internal monologue: jared leto & gerard butler
gerard: you’re like a free ride when i’m already late.
jared: i bet he’s hitting on me in his head again.
gerard: i would go down on you in a theatre.
jared: he smells like cigarettes & sex
gerard: thank u india.
jared: omg i bet he’s quoting alanis morissette again.
gerard: i got one hand in my pocket.
jared: you already won me over.
WHAT IS THIS? I CAN’T EVEN.
SIGH.
Gerry, you have done MORE than you share of OVERLY TERRIBLE FILMS (read: The Ugly Truth, The Bounty Hunter, and too many more to list). I confess that you are capable of acting so well you make the role you bitch (read: 300). BUT GODDAMN, GERRY?! A foul-mouthed leprechaun(YOU MAY HAVE A GREAT DEAL OF IRISH IN YOUR HERITAGE, BUT THIS IS JUST SAD)?! I love watching your sexy ass up on a giant screen for two hours but, and I mean this in the kindest way possible, FUCK YOU.
You are choosing these roles and in return I have become an antacid popping idiot for watching your films.
Now that that’s out of the way I just wanna say that I LUV U, BOO. I MEAN IT. ALWAYZ N 4EVA.
