imagined internal monologue: jared leto & gerard butler
gerard: you’re like a free ride when i’m already late.
jared: i bet he’s hitting on me in his head again.
gerard: i would go down on you in a theatre.
jared: he smells like cigarettes & sex
gerard: thank u india.
jared: omg i bet he’s quoting alanis morissette again.
gerard: i got one hand in my pocket.
jared: you already won me over.
