WHAT IS THIS? I CAN’T EVEN.

SIGH.

Gerry, you have done MORE than you share of OVERLY TERRIBLE FILMS (read: The Ugly Truth, The Bounty Hunter, and too many more to list). I confess that you are capable of acting so well you make the role you bitch (read: 300). BUT GODDAMN, GERRY?! A foul-mouthed leprechaun(YOU MAY HAVE A GREAT DEAL OF IRISH IN YOUR HERITAGE, BUT THIS IS JUST SAD)?! I love watching your sexy ass up on a giant screen for two hours but, and I mean this in the kindest way possible, FUCK YOU.

You are choosing these roles and in return I have become an antacid popping idiot for watching your films. 

Now that that’s out of the way I just wanna say that I LUV U, BOO. I MEAN IT. ALWAYZ N 4EVA.